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| Saturday, July 30, 2005 |
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KillerCoaster: When suddenly and without warning there was this total eclipse of the sun.
JavaBomberman: jesus goddamn shit
KillerCoaster: What's wrong
JavaBomberman: nothing, that's just an expression
JavaBomberman: I think
KillerCoaster: Oh for a second I was worried that you thought the sun went away forever.
JavaBomberman: I wish
KillerCoaster: Goth. Moose goth.
JavaBomberman: but no, franz ferdinand soothes me with melodic reverie
KillerCoaster: Knock knock.
JavaBomberman: who's there
KillerCoaster: I'm going to bed.
JavaBomberman: I'm going to bed who
KillerCoaster: I'm going to bed OH MY GOD THE WORLD TRADE CENTER FELL DOWN
JavaBomberman: bwahaha
JavaBomberman: <3 arabs
KillerCoaster: Tomorrow is Saturday, right?
JavaBomberman: sure
JavaBomberman: I'm sniffing a sharpie
KillerCoaster: That means you dress up as the biker from the Village People, right?
JavaBomberman: heavens no
JavaBomberman: indian
KillerCoaster: The "I lost my land *cry*" Indian, or the "This is good fooOH SHIT WHERE'S THE BATHROOM" Indian?
JavaBomberman: I try to combine the two and just be drunk and spout nonsense
JavaBomberman: and drive a cab
KillerCoaster: Remember, don't sell your daughter for less than two cows and a smallpox blanket.
JavaBomberman: I would never sell my daughter.
JavaBomberman: she's going to have my child anyways
KillerCoaster: In Canada, it's driving a cab while huffing a gasoline soaked rag.
JavaBomberman: fuck canada
JavaBomberman: wait, you want to buy my daughter?
KillerCoaster: If you sleep with your daughter and she has as a daughter, is she your daughter or your grand daughter?
JavaBomberman: she is a robotic hybrid of the two
JavaBomberman: and brain dead
KillerCoaster: Get in zee cah.
JavaBomberman: candy first
JavaBomberman: my roommates are "bickering"
JavaBomberman: with knives
KillerCoaster: Search google for a map of all the major arteries on the human body, print it out, and give it to them.
JavaBomberman: laminated?
JavaBomberman: plus I doubt they're human
KillerCoaster: You live with women?
JavaBomberman: I think so
JavaBomberman: yes, yes I do
JavaBomberman: I know because my brain can't understand their words
KillerCoaster: Black women?
JavaBomberman: but they sound like normal english...
JavaBomberman: no, worse
JavaBomberman: white women
KillerCoaster: OH JESUS NO
JavaBomberman: jesus can't save us from them
KillerCoaster: I bet they have names like Candi, or Jennifer...
JavaBomberman: Nicole
JavaBomberman: I know, I know
KillerCoaster: WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THEY NAME THEM NORMAL NAMES, LIKE SHANIQUA, OR HERISHINIMA?
KillerCoaster: They probably don't even have any baby daddies.
JavaBomberman: herishinima was hot
JavaBomberman: you sound intrigued with the african ladies
KillerCoaster: BREAKING NEWS! Rich, white, American teenage girl missing in Aruba: DAY 61!
JavaBomberman: don't tell anyone about that
KillerCoaster: Oh man...all kidding aside, turn to CNN right now...
JavaBomberman: I'm posting this on my blog when we're done
JavaBomberman: CNN, what channel is that?
KillerCoaster: I don't know what it is for you, just find a news channel and turn to it right now
JavaBomberman: I refuse
JavaBomberman: house drama is much more entertaining
JavaBomberman: explain to me this "news" with interpretive dance
JavaBomberman: with words
KillerCoaster: DID I SAY NEWS CHANNEL I MENT THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL
JavaBomberman: you are a trickster
KillerCoaster: (tits)
JavaBomberman: I feel compelled...
JavaBomberman: to grope...
JavaBomberman: I've been instructed to turn off the sink.
JavaBomberman: one moment.
KillerCoaster: Have you had sex with the "white women" you room and board with?
JavaBomberman: ack, hang on. one of them escaped
JavaBomberman: and she's drunk. and on bond.
JavaBomberman: must retrieve.
KillerCoaster: You better, or else they may fine you.
JavaBomberman: talk to yourself as though I respond to you till I get back
KillerCoaster: I'm totally going to bed.Labels: internet, life |
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