| Saturday, December 24, 2005 |
| Jesus gets a 36,432,020 zombie rating. |
Well, I have moved all my crap out of my uncle's place and into my new room over on Ogden and whatsit. I will be heading back there shortly in order to organize 400 sq. ft. of stuff into my 10 by 10 room. It will be excellent.
Anyways, there is not internet there yet, so I will not be online in any fashion for a bit. Once I am though, it will be with a fiery vengeance, as I stated below.
I find the similarities between my reemergence and jesus' resurrection to be eerily similar. Anyways, see you all in hell.
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| Sunday, December 18, 2005 |
| World of Warcrack |
The bug has struck me again. I will most likely be heading back into the fray once I get myself resituated. (ya know, having a place to live, etc.)
I have been getting "Phat Lewt" envy while I wait for the time I can finally log back in. Specifically, I've been looking at all the end game sets and whatsuch that would suit Sylen the best. I have found that I have the most interest in these particular pieces: - Haruspex's Garb
A Zul'Gurub set, seemingly through a set of quests. Loads of intellect *drool* and some extra chance to crit with spells. My kinda stuff. - Zanzil's Concentration or Prayer of the Primal
Very similar ring sets with lots of intellect again. Zanzil's has added chance to hit with spells, and the Primal set has added healing. I prefer Zanzil's, but they are both very nice. I need to hit Zul'Gurub it would seem. - Cenarion Raiment and Stormrage Raiment
Tier 1 and Tier 2 Molten Core druid sets, respectively. I want these... for obvious reasons. Probably won't see any of them for a bit yet. - The Highlander's Will, specifically Highlander's Lizardhide Girdle
Another great intellect with added spell critical chance item. Seems I'd have to PvP over at the Arathi Basin to get access to this. Sounds like fun. - Wildheart Raiment
The basic high-end druid set. Only a few pieces really intrigue me, and the set bonuses don't really tickle my fancy either. The pieces are scattered all over the high-end instances, save for ZG and MC. I doubt I'll really try too hard for these, as I prefer most of my basic green and blue gear that I currently have. - Claw of Chromaggus or Sorcerous Dagger with Fire Runed Grimoire or Master Dragonslayer's Orb
Well, what can I say. More craploads of intellect and added damage/healing with spells. Seems this is more stuff I won't see for some time, as it's MC and Blackwing Lair gear. - Staff of the Shadow Flame
Another item in Blackwing Lair, but how very sweet it is. Better bonuses than the dagger/off-hand combo above, but I really like the dagger set for proccing with Omen of Clarity. Overall though, better than my current staff. (though I heart my Glowing Brightwood Staff.) - Other Miscellaneous Stuff!!
Some Rings: Band of Sulfuras, Band of Forced Concentration, Dragonslayer's Signet
A necklace: Soul Corrupter's Necklace
These seem scattered about ZG, MC, Onyxia's Lair, and Blackwing Lair. More super high-end stuff I want.
Well, I've been trolling about of late, as you can see. I hope that if I come back I find instances to be more enjoyable than I once did. I think my main problem was going in without a clear plan of what I wanted. Well, now I think I know =P. As for those of you who have no idea what I've just been talking about, at least you got to look at a hot night elf chick for a brief time, ne? Ta-ta.
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| posted by JavaBomberman @ 8:24 PM |
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| Monday, December 12, 2005 |
| Jerry Jackson |
Truly grabbing the essence of internet mockery: Jerry Jackson. These videos are hilarious. I thought I had a lot of extra time on my hands.
On a similar note, the site that hosts this insanity has some equally bodacious videos and other goodies. Fat Pie is done by David Firth, and I especially recommend his Salad Fingers cartoons. Bizarre stuff.
Thanks to Mike for allowing me my first step into a larger world. Now let's blow this thing and go home!
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| posted by JavaBomberman @ 10:50 PM |
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| Saturday, December 10, 2005 |
| Obenkyobenkyobenkyobenkyo... |
Golden Boy is a healthy romp for the whole family. Except the children. And the women. And any fine-upstanding gentlemen.
Well, I like it, anyways. And so will you, you pervert. This one's a classic from '95, right on the edge of the anime drawing style change. Though the old style generally turns me away from most anime that used it, this one incorporates a mixed style that let me overlook the older elements. Plus, there's boobies.
Our hero is Kintaro Oe, a seemingly bumbling moron during our first meeting. Through his misadventures with garbage pales, toilets, and computers servers, he strikes us as being "slightly off" with a tinge of "fucking weird." We soon learn, however, that he's actually a genius. (As so many of us are who sniff at toilet seat covers. amen.) It seems that he was a student at a prestigious college who dropped out because he had mastered all the curriculum. Now, he travels around on his bike getting odd jobs to "obenkyo" (study) the world around him first hand.
His employers, always well-endowed young ladies who at first felt about him as we did, realize his potential too late to stop him from leaving. They harbor this growing love for him, hoping to see him once again.
At six episodes, this is a great "sit your ass down on a comfy chair with some ramen and pocky" and watch the whole damn series. Two and a half hours is not too much to ask for a plethora of boobies. And like, storyline and stuff...
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| posted by JavaBomberman @ 1:14 PM |
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| Tuesday, December 06, 2005 |
| What's up with Lilith anyways? |
So you're probably like, "I hear there was this fly chick who Adam was down with before Eve, but who is this cat?"
Well, lemme tell you.
Her name is Lilith. She was a fiesty bitch, to say the least. Adam was all about the missionary, but Lilith wasn't having any of that. So, she took off to do her own thing. Adam was bummed. He was like, "God, wtf? I want Lilith back." and god was like, "Hmm. ok." and he sent three angels down to straighten her out.
So, these three angels, Senoy, Sansenoy, and Semangelof, find Lilith and they're like, "We're gonna off 100 of your babies every day if you don't get back to your man." Lilith told 'em where they could stick it, of course. She said she was gonna go eat babies and fuck sleeping guys, but any baby who invoked one of the angels' names would be ok by her. She had a weird code that way.
After that, she fucked around with some demons and maybe even our man Lucifer. She churned out 100 babies every day (to spite God and those damnable angels) and they filled the world with evil. She had her way with men while they slept, and killed babies all up and down the Tigris and Euphrates.
So now you're probably like, "Oh! What a happenin' bitch. The more you know."
For real.
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| posted by JavaBomberman @ 3:16 AM |
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| Saturday, December 03, 2005 |
| doing dishes |
An action I will be taking shortly. So, what's up with doing dishes? According to dictionary.com, to "do the dishes" is to "wash the plates, glasses, and silverware used at a meal. For example, If you walk the dog, I'll do the dishes."
Well, I certainly will not walk the dog, so off to the sink I go. This is not completely satisfying, however. Let's dig deeper. According to Wikipedia, dishwashing can be performed on objects other than the common dish. Apparently, "cleaning, eating, and cooking utensils" can be cleaned using this process as well.
It seems my task has become more daunting. I have expanded the range of items that I must wash fourfold. This is disturbing. Let's see what else they have to say.
The procedure for washing dishes (we'll use this term, though now it can refer equally to dishes, kitchen utensils, glasses, and cups.) seems not to follow a standard. Instead, "the right way to wash dishes by hand is typically a tradition passed directly from parent to child." This is most fortunate, as I still remember the teachings of my mother on this subject. Perhaps I can conquer this task after all.
The preparation for washing dishes seems to require a few items. They are as follows:
1. A sink
2. Water (preferably hot, from the tap)
3. Detergent (a liquad soap product)
4. A brush or sponge (preference or availability will determine the choice)
I seem prepared. I have hot running water, a sink into which it flows, a kitchen sponge, and ULTRA Palmolive® Spring Sensations: LEMON GROVE™ Antibacterial Hand Soap, a concentrated dish liquid.
Well, I shall have at it then, with new resolve. The internet has convinced me that I can accomplish this task with minimal error and ample confidence.
Away!
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