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| Wednesday, November 01, 2006 |
| FOR GOD'S SAKE LISTEN TO THE CAT |
NARUTO! WE DEMAND MEANINGFUL CONTENT! CEASE AND DESIST ALL NON-MAIN PLOTLINE ACTIONS AT ONCE! FOUR OUT OF FIVE DENTISTS PREFER YOU NOT SUCKING ANYMORE!
Seriously. Stop it. Your new opening and ending sequences brought a glimmer of hope back to crushed hearts. We can see the "older and wiser" naruto hiding in your damnable shadow. We see him!! Don't deny it... where are you going!? Come back here we're not done berating you!
You ran us kicking and screaming through flower ninjas and that one with the fucking rich retarded kid WHO LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON and we allowed it. We sat calmly while you did some shit with some star ninjas who wanted to save their village or something and that one kid's mom was gonna die BOOHOO and they too learned a valuable lesson. We even watched as you allowed fat elvis impersonators to fall in love with fat retarded sakura look-alike princesses or was it Ino, I don't even remember and we asked "PLEASE FILLER, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?" And you delivered, oh yes you did. Sharks in the sky and shino LAUGHING. HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LAUGH WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING HE LIKES BUGS GODDAMNIT(*&#@!!!!
And so we too have learned a valuable lesson: Never pet a burning dog. And filler fucking sucks. That which you have given us thus far we allowed, for better or worse. Now, though, has come the time when the madness must end. We ask you. No, we beg you. No, the cat fucking demands with poor penmanship that you allow forthwith and furthermore...
NO MORE FILLER.
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posted by JavaBomberman @ 1:09 AM   |
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Haha, thank god FMA finally ended, albeit badly.
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QFT.
Good lord, they made Shino LAUGH? That's 18 kinds of wrong. I'm so glad I stopped watching before that Elvis storyline, too. Christ. I want my favorite anime back, plzkthxbai.
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Just read the manga then you will know all like how Sasuke... (I'll be nice)
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I think I'm going to just watch the opening and ending sequences and between them I'm gonna grab my various anime figures and act out some meaningful and pertinent storylines.
starring Sesshoumaru as Uchiha Sasuka!
Kid Goku as Naruto!
and special guest star Canti as Ero-Sennin!
I think it'll turn out pretty good.
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Amen.