| Saturday, April 01, 2006 |
| "You're fucking kidding me." |
But she wasn't. I'm a little dazed, to tell the truth. Ok, I'm not making any sense. I haven't told anyone about this girl yet. I really wasn't going to. But she called me, not 15 minutes ago. "I'm pregnant."
Hence the title. I'm torn. This is good... I like her. But, I can't bloody afford this. I don't think I can even afford an abortion. I've never wanted to raise a child without having the means. Jesus Christ. I'm not fucking sure what to do. I think I'm going to go to sleep.
Fuck.Labels: life |
posted by JavaBomberman @ 2:20 AM   |
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oh my god! hans, is that the girl you were telling me about??? it was like a little over a month ago. damn one night stands. . . i am so sorry, if you need anything let me know!
~g/f~
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Oy. Um, yeah, let me know if there's anything I can do, or talk about or something, man. Really sorry man.
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Oh and in other news YOU FUCKING HOSER!!!!1eleven! I really need to remember that sometimes people other than major gaming companies actually do April Fools jokes. Well done, fkr. Well done.
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Hans, Hans, Hans...
Man, didn't we all TELL you not to call 867-5309???
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Why am I always so gullible?
I was going to call and offer to take the kid until Brady told me it was an April Fool's joke.
DUH!
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Saturday, April 01, 2006 Mmmmm. You got peter! *golf clap*
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I didnt fall for it. No one would post that on a blog, I dont care how nihilistic they are.
Also, last I heard, Hans is a robot. And Im not completely sure it is possible for robots to have offspring.
Over and out.
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ssshh, damnit todd, I told you not to tell anyone about that! boop beep!
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oh my god! hans, is that the girl you were telling me about??? it was like a little over a month ago. damn one night stands. . . i am so sorry, if you need anything let me know!
~g/f~